so mom whats the big surprise? why are we sitting here like blind lone rangers?
yeaa and why i still can hear you with this mask on?
Just hang on kids. heeere it comes
OH my god, an M&M
And i got a W&W !
hey wait a second,why are you treating us so good?
yea mom,why did you cook for us ?
well cant a mother show her loove?
ok,i did it so you be in good moods,when i told you that my relatives are coming to visit
No.. not Zeemus and Eita May
oh hush..they both wear clothes now
And their not gonna be any trouble to Anyone
Hey Peg,did you know were out of towels in the bathroom?
Guess you didnt tell dad your family is coming!
well he never warns me when He is..
So i feel like i owe him nothing
God i love Sundays
the one day of the week that i get to sleep later than you Peg
saturday night i stay up extra extra late,Eat an anourmous ammount of Tacos
To make absolutely sure theres no way in the world that when i wake up,you'd be next to me
You dont have to Tacos for that honey
But i cant afford to take that chance Peg
And when i know your gone
I can finally slip out of my underwear
And sleep safely naked as god intended
OOh the sensations !
While with mommy gone,i almost feel Sexual
Yea nothing can ruin sunday for me
Whats that .. ?!
Open your mouth
Its an M&M !
OH good, your family is coming !
How much time do i have?
Their here..!
Have you made the preparations?
Of course
What about the dog?
Hes Ready...
Shouldnt we have a sign like that ?
Here,here, everybody take one of these
And if they move on you,smack them on the nose and say No
Open up,we know your in there
Im coming
Alright,now kids..smile as if Daddy had died
Zeemus, Eida Maay
Peggie.. you look good enough to eat
Little cousin.. No...
Big booy
Dont even dream about it Zeemus
So wheeres the dog ?
By the way whats with that line?
You tied it to your front post to make sure you ding your way hoime?
No,its for our youngest child
We beleive in giving the boy a little freedom
That way,if he feels cooked up and wanna baggle
He will gabble along side of us down the highway
Folks,meet little Seven
Seeven,why did you pick that name?
Cause we had, 1 2 3 4 5 Seven kids
Say hi to your cousin
Hellloo
Is that the one whos gonna give me money ??
Yeaa,thats the rich one, go bond with him
I love you, you big luug
Give me money...!
You know where your knee is ?
Yes i do.. so giiive me money !
Ah kiids,why dont you take little Seven upstairs
Come here Seven
We'll take him up to Bud's room.. Have you ever seen a rubber woman??
Iscis is not rubber.. shes breathable Latex
And she breaks just like a little girl
Isnt this niice? hahaha
Were Swanger, were into swapping
But dont be put up,it doesnt have to be the traditional Man Woman thing ..
And this little Peggy never goes to market
And this little Peggy stays home
And this little Peggy eats bons bons
And theese little children have noone xD
I want them to do the song again
He only wants us to do it because he knows we hate it
Is that true Seven? Yes
Hi kids
Good to be home
Where did you dissapear to?..
Well i crawled in the doggy door,when Zeemus turned out the lights and said lets change trousers
Is that your real noose?
Seven if your thinking of pulling his hair..
Try grabbing it out of his ears
Unlike his head,it just seems to grow and grow and grow xD
Ah Peg,why is this kid sitting on my lap? Doesnt his father have a groin..?
By the way..
Where are the Kettles ?
Right after you left,they went out for cigarettes..
And you let them go..?!
That has to be the dummest move in history!
No the second dummest,the first dummest had to be when i answered your phone call the day after we had sex !
Peeg,you just let these people stick us with their kiid !
Oh my good, i've got another chiild !!
Now Peg,im gonna remove my hands Please dont show him how upset you are !
Whats the matter? Did he find out my folks are gone?
No, no.. no.
Just went out for cigarettes.. theill be right back
No they wont. but thats ok,i'll just live with mommy and you Daaadddyyy!!
Oh Peg, ive got another Kiid !
Oh Al , im happy.. i wanna keep him
The kids love him, and Buck is really taken to him
You sould see the two of them play together..
Oh look.. here he comes
Doggy wanna go to the dentist ?
I guess hes still sore from playing Doctor
What is it Peeg?
Its just the loove
Oh Al, i have to keep him
This boy needs a mother.. and i am a born mommy
Can i go throw rocks at cars ?
Sure honey
Just look both ways before throwing
Well hey, arnt you a cute little guy
Hey mister which car is yours?
That pretty blue one
So where are his parents?
Oh they went out for cigarettes
Oh the old cigarette ploy They stuck you with their kid and their never coming back
So what are you gonna name this one? Financial Burdon the third ?
Peggy i envy you
A new child and you didnt even had to touch that man to get it
Yea i couldnt be happier
Of course Al will have to get another job
And it may be tough on Bud and kelly u kno with not enough love to go around and all
But i dont really see any downside for me
Gee Al. another child What a blessing
It shouldnt be much of a strain on your salary
Which couldnt support a family of goats in the mountains of Paraguay
But on the bright side
Another child can be such a joy
Lets take the time to think of all the things that you can teach him
Well i cant think of anything.. can you ?! haha
Now marcy.. umm..
Dont take this as an insult
But speaking as a friend
Your body shows no signs of womenhood
Obvious to me your banned
And even by some miracle you actually layed an egg, and then hatched a child
And tried to breast feed it,the kid would starve to death,because...
Lets face it Marc,there cant be enough milk in there for a cup of coffee
So..having said that.. with love
From one friend. to another
I offer you the son you'll never have
Let me go get his clothes
Al i... i couldnt possibly take anything from you
Instead..
Let me give you something.
Ten fingers of death.. i hate you... i hate you i haate you
And i have breasts.. Daam it ..!
She really does Al.. you just cant see them xD
Right honey?
Like i can see everything on you ?!
You said that wasnt important .!
Well i lied
Wait a second..
Cant we go back Picking on Al..?
Youre right honey
So... daddy no bucks
Wheres the new kid gonna sleep?
So thats the real story of the break up of me and Cindy Crofard
You know,your not that intresting either
And now.. we put Me to sleep
Dont mind me Bud.. i just came in to say good night
-Good night -Yea thanks...
Cosh cosh cosh my little man xD
Mommy.. he bored me
How about a nice little eleby?
Hush little baby dont you cry
Bud will be gone soon so kiss him goodbye
And if but wont leave on his own
I'll throw him out
And then it would be just me and you
-And then i'll cook for you and everything..and so... -Mom.. moom
Hes asleep
Guess i just got carried away
Its so hard to leave this little guy
Goodniight
-Goodnight Mom -Yea thanks
Hooteers
Bud
I have to ask you a question
You have waited 19 years for someone to get in bed with you tell me,is it everything you hoped for?
Oh im just teasing you, you little emotionally erested smurf
I got you a little present
Now that your sharing your bed with Seven
I wanted to give you something to decorate your room
A little eye candy for the both of you
There you go college man
Wags the perplexed pup
Cartoon cutie,well as if i had to tell you..
Heey, great place for a blossom calendar
How much must i endure??
God.. she isnt bad is she?
Oh god !
Look at my life..
I dont get it..
Your so cuute
What am i even doing home?
I know ive got the Bod (Body)
Got the arms..
Got the chest...
And even i cant keep my hands off my butt xD
You really should talk to daddy..
Anyway.. i couldnt bare to be away from this little guy
Im gonna take him to bed with me
You do take that down when friends are over dont you?
Well...
At least i got some privacy
Hi girls ..
Come to papa
Dont mind me son.. just avoiding your mother
Ehehehey nooow xD !
whats thiiis? xD
Hooters,absolutely no faces..
-Come on daad.. -Go to sleep
Bud did You do thiis?
Oh god.. look at my life Im sitting in my own son's wet spot
I dont get it..
Your so cuute..
How could this be my faith?
I should have married for money
Always had the bod (body)
And the arms..
God never made a nicer butt ..xD
I cant live like this But i'll tell you what i can do
Im gonna track down Seven's parents.. And im gonna get this house back to normal
And i want Wags hanging on my wall when i get back son..
-Fill her up sir ? -Nope.. making a delivery
-Yalla khabibi atini wakhad..(speakin arabic) -Yeaa whatever... !
Welcome.. to our monthly underwear fashion show
And now.. heres supermodel Zeemus
Wearing lovely blue hins..
Hi..
Hi
I think we should talk
Gee.. i hope daddy doesnt find your parents
So you cant stay with us forever
Me two
Yeaa.. us two
Hi Al
Did you find his parents?
No
Couldnt find them
So we can keep him ?
So...
Ah by the way everybody.. Today was Pay-day...